Dear Joshua Jones:
The elves and I have been very busy, but I really wanted to write to you. I checked my list twice and saw that you've been a very good boy this year. Because you've been good, I'm bringing you a very special present! I've also been keeping an eye on Rebecca and Leigha.
Joshua, please leave out some milk and cookies for me on Christmas Eve. I get really hungry by the time I get to Brewster, New York. Keep up the good work and have a Merry Christmas.